"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
I take my ticket from the red ticket dispenser and look around.
It's bright and white inside the bakery and smells of citrus and sugar. There are fake wedding cakes on display and some birthday cakes, too, and a few café tables. There are shelves of homemade torrone and containers of candied, dried fruits. Glass display cases flank each wall.
I raise my hand showing my ticket.
"What can I get you, hon?" The woman behind the counter asks me.
She smiles in a way that says, "You're familiar to me." So familiar that she gravitates to the pastry I want before I ask.
I've been in Moio's a dozen times before. Everyone is so friendly and I like being in there. Maybe she remembers me.
"I'll take two pasticiotti, a Napoleon, a slice of rum cake, and a half and half cannoli, please."
I pronounce the word "pasticiotti," "pasticiott," cutting off the end like my grandparents did.
"Sure, hon," she says.
She grabs a white cardboard box and begins to fill it with Italian goodies, first the Napoleon and rum cake, and then the pasticiotti. She walks to the other end of the counter and grabs a crispy cannoli shell from a bin of crispy cannoli shells. She pipes one side with regular sweetened ricotta and the other side with chocolate ricotta.
The lady behind the counter closes the box and slides it under a machine that ties it with butcher's twine.
"You goin' right home? It's hot out there and these need to be refrigerated right away."
"I'm taking them to my piano teacher," I say. "He lives a little far from here but it's on my way." He used to buy pastry all the time when your shop was on the avenue."
The 'avenue' was Larimer Avenue when Larimer Avenue was Little Italy proper and that was long ago.
I tell the lady behind the counter about Frank - on purpose.
I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I think everyone should know about Frank, or because my family, like so many Italians around here, started their American lives on the avenue. Maybe I wanted her to know we shared that history.
"Ah, I bet he knew my dad then," she says and gestures to the painting on the wall behind her, a large portrait of a man, with tan skin, dark hair and mustache, and wearing a chef's coat.
"I bet he did," I say.
"That'll be sixteen-o-five, " she says.
But I already knew that.
She hands me the box. I slip my finger under the twine and proudly walk out.
Frank opened the box and went for the cannoli first. He took a bite and grinned with approval.
"My life changed when I went to Larimer Avenue," Frank said.
Frank lived on Lincoln Avenue, a few blocks away. He lived with his sisters, his parents, and his grandfather, the train tracks in his backyard.
"When I was a little boy, my dad would take me to Moios after church. He didn't like me being around, we never got along, but on account of my mom, he took me along. He always bought me a cookie or something. I didn't know about the good stuff until I started playing in clubs as a teenager."
Frank's a legendary jazz pianist and has been playing professionally for nearly seven decades. He went to Westinghouse High School where other famous jazz pianist honed their chops: Ahmad Jamal, Billy Strayhorn, Erroll Garner, Dakota Staton, and others.
Still in school, Frank played at Genovese Cocktail Lounge from 9-2 am, six nights a week. The club owner, Bill Genovese, was a big time Mafioso and he took a liking to Frank. Each week, Bill gave Frank a bottle of whisky and a bottle of ginger ale.
"I'm gonna call you kitten because you are too young to be a cat," Bill said.
Frank doesn't drink. He'd give the whiskey to his band mates opting for a sweeter, cream-filled vice.
"I would have a good Italian meal at the Meadow Grill and then walk next store to Moio's to get some cannoli before my gig," Frank said.
"Oh, the girls. The girls would come from everywhere to meet-up with us Italian boys, especially the Polish girls. They loved us."
Larimer Avenue was once an Italian community filled with shops, and delis, restaurants and churches, and a ton of places to hear live music. Frank said he played in 48 clubs in East Liberty alone.
Now there's none.
When I go to my piano lesson, I often bring Frank dinner, a good Italian meal, and he often has wine and my favorite cookies waiting for me.
Frank’s kitchen is lit like a nightclub. We eat and talk and drink coffee. Frank shares bygone stories of big bands, women, and gangster-run cabarets, and I share cannoli.
This week I try my hand at making homemade cannoli. I watch as Frank picks-up the cannoli and takes his first bite. I want it to taste as good as when he took his first bite all those years ago. And then Frank give's me the best compliment ever."
"Mmm," he says. "You should get a gig at Moios."
Frank's reaction to my homemade cannoli:
Frank on the Johnny Carson show:
Homemade Cannoli with Candied Orange Peel, Pistachios, and Chocolate
A big thanks to Nate Mallick, a fellow cook, for helping me perfect this recipe. He makes exquisite pasty and cannoli. Thanks Nate!
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
2 tablespoons granulated sugar
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Pinch of salt
3 TBSP chilled butter, cubed
1 large egg
3 tablespoons chilled Marsala wine
1 egg white
Canola Oil (for frying)
15 ounces ricotta cheese
2 teaspoons honey
2 TBSP powdered sugar
2 TBSP candied orange peel
Candied Orange Peel
the peel of two medium-sized oranges
2 cups of water
1 cup water plus more for blanching
To make the cannoli shells:
Combine the flour, sugar, cinnamon, and salt together in a food processor. Add the butter and pulse until it resembles small pebbles. Add the egg and chilled wine and pulse until the dough just comes together. Transfer the dough to a floured surface and knead until smooth (about 5 minutes). Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour.
Cut the ball of dough into 8 equal-sized pieces. Flatten the dough with your hands and then lightly coat each side with flour. Roll the dough through a pasta machine set to the thickest setting. Change the setting to the next thickness and roll dough through again. Repeat until you roll the dough through the thinnest setting. (I like my shells really thin, but you can decide your own thickness.) If the dough starts to stick, add a little more flour.
Using a 4-inch round cookie cutter, cut circles from the dough, repeat. Place the egg white in a small bowl and set aside. In a large, heavy-bottomed pot, heat vegetable oil to 350 degrees F. Line a large plate with paper towels. Loosely wrap the dough around the cannoli form. Dab the edge with egg white, pull the other end of the dough over the top and gently press down to seal. Place the wrapped cannoli shells in the refrigerator as you work.
Pour enough oil to fill a dutch often about halfway full. You want the shells to be fully immersed and floating in the oil. To make sure oil it a the right temperature, drop a scrap of dough of the same thickness in the oil. Observe how it fries and adjust the heat if needed. Use a thermometer to make sure the oil stays around 350 -380 degrees F.
Using metal tongs, carefully lower the dough into the oil and fry until golden-brown (about a minute or two), turning them as they fry. If they touch the bottom of the pot they tend to burn in that spot. I like to fry only one or two shells at a time because they fry extremely fast and can burn quickly. Remove the shells with the tongs and transfer them to the paper towel-lined plate to cool.
To make the filling, combine the ricotta, honey, powdered sugar, and candied orange peel in a bowl and stir well. Fill a gallon-sized ziplock bag with the filling. Seal the top and snip one of the bottom corners (about 1/2 inch). Push all the filling downward to remove any air pockets. Twist the bag and get ready to pipe.
When the shells are cool enough to handle, remove the molds and repeat with the remaining dough in batches until all shells have been fried. Remove the shells from the molds. Once shells are completely cool, pipe in ricotta filling to order. Dip ends of cooled shells in melted mini chocolate chips or chopped pistachios and serve immediately.
To make the candied orange peel:
Fill a medium pot with water and bring it to a boil. Peel the skin of an orange in strips and blanch it in the boiling water for about one minute. Strain the orange peels and place on a plate lined with paper towels to drain
Meanwhile, add 2 cups of water and 1 cup of sugar to a pot. Heat liquid over medium-high heat. Once the sugar melts, add the drained orange peels and gently boil for 30 minutes. Remove the peels and set them on a plate or some wax paper to cool completely.
Make sure to buy the cannoli molds that have a seam. This allows you to squeeze the mold together and release the shell easily. I found that removing the shell while still hot worked best. To do this, Using a clean towel, I held the cannoli shell and mold and gently squeezed the mold together. With my other hand, I used the tongs to twist and pull the mold out of the shell.
If you want a sweeter filling, just add little more honey or powdered sugar.
Only pipe your filling as your ready to serve. Otherwise, the shells won't keep their crunch. You can store the shells in an airtight container and store the ricotta mixture in the fridge. When you're in the mood for a cannoli, just pipe them as you eat them.